Greetings 616!!!

Back again with pick up lines, but this time these are pick up lines that actual readers would want to use if they wanted to pick up a girl and could only choose one.

Are you looking for something? Let me be that X-Factor.

Give me a chance and I’ll change your mind like a Batarang

Let’s take this under sheets and let my Mljonir bring the thunder

I may look like a Cyclops, but I only have an eye for you.

You wouldn’t understand, it’s a Man Thing baby!

Drop that emo Spiderman and I’ll leave you tasting Venom. 😉

I’m your Green Lantern, you’ll never be steered wrong.

My name is Xavier, lets make that dream a reality.

I’m not only Mr Fantastic in costume, I think you can figure out the rest.

Follow me to my web, I’ll leave you stunned.

I’m the best at what I do, and who I do is looking pretty

I hope you’re a Joker, or I’ll make you scream

At the end of the night you’ll be calling me you’re Bane.

Blend in the background with me, I’ll keep you safe. That’s the T-Dog guarantee

Come spend the night with me, it won’t be a night you Dredd.

(This is a fun thing, no offense should be taken and if so…..not my problem)

Excelsior!

And stay tuned!